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I may have discovered the world's sexiest boudoir pink lip ever. I'm not really sure if discovering it is really the right description. I mean, other people have found it before me. I didn't make it or anything. I suppose, in the Christopher Columbus way, I've discovered it. Or at least I'm naming it. "The definitive girl next door pink lippie". Whatever. You know what I mean.
Sexy Mother Pucker Lip Gloss Crayon in Nudist is EVERYTHING. It's a gorgeous nudie pink that isn't too pink or too taupe. It's perfect. It also gives a hint of gloss, yet sticks to the lips. It's not so glossy that it's going to get messy, but it's got the staying power to make it through the night. Or at least part of the night. It's a natural, girl next door kind of sexy. Add a little smudged mascara or liner and you've got one sexy, natural look. Oh, and it's only $10!
On the other side of the coin, under no circumstances should you enjoy the company of others while
wearing the XXL Pillow Plumping Lip Gloss from Soap and Glory.
Or if a little pain is your kind of gain, then let the plumping begin! On me, that plumper is too strong and distorts my taste buds to the point of no coming back. My lips were larger, but I was far from enjoying the process. Because he's a good egg, I got Loxy to let me kiss him so he could see if the gloss bothered him in the same way it affected me. It didn't. He said he did feel a little burn, but it wasn't bothersome. He also jokingly mentioned that he liked having a slightly plumper pout.
I'm sticking with the Lip Gloss Crayon. But if you like plumpers like Venom, this has you written all over it.
So while one of these was a complete and total win, one was not for me. Are you sensitive to lip plumpers? What is your favorite sexy shade? Tell me! (Seriously. I need to know.)
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