Continuing to smile with the type of anticipation that is not becoming on a proper lady, I said, "Wait for it. Live in it. Mush it around." Then, as I fully expected, her face slowly turned from the happy thought of discovering next week's Must Have Monday to sheer horror.
"What is it doing? What is happening? Is this real life? What did you do to me?" she asked warily. Smirking, I said, "Hmmm? What do you mean?"
"It's like it's pretty gloss, with a minty taste. It's nice. And then, then it changes. It becomes a, I don't know what. It's like someone snuck in my mouth and put baby powder on my tongue. And behind my teeth. And down my throat. This is awful. Can I have a tissue to wipe my tongue please? You did that on purpose. This is not what sisters do to each other. You are not good at this sisterly stuff yet. You still need practice."*
I laughed at JLouis with love, and without remorse. So it looks pretty and then gets funky. JLouis said it best with her review of this product:
"People should use this to punish their kids. Forget about soap and water. That was a million times worse."
* she would never tell me I'm not good at being her sister. But I'm certain she was thinking it. Xoxox
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